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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:48am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:39am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 4:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:43am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:06am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:20am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:43am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 10:42am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:47am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:20am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:20am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:06am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:20am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:22am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:39am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:11am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:10pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 10:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 1:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:02am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:51am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:51am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:26am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:20am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:06am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:27am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:24am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:23am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:46am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 10:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:46am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:55am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:43am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 4:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:59am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:57am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:15am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 9:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:57am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:14am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:15am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:48am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:59am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:50am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:13am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:03am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 8:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 2:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:43am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 7:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:53am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:59am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:50am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:51am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 7:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:48am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:48am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:57am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 9:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:01am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:33am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:33am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:46am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:42am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:51am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 7:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:21am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 11:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 10:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:22am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:45am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 7:28am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:43pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 1:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:08am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:42am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:43am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 6:00am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:51am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 1:07pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:19am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:22am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:17am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:05am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:52am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:19am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:08am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:12am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:54am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:40am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:37am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:19am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:24am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 11:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:02am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:05am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:42am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 2:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 4:23am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:09am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:59am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:00am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:48am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:15am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:22am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 7:22am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 6:05am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:20am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:48am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:26pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:14am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:18am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 3:45am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:14am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:21am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:38am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:23am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:04am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:59pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:11am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:51am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:03am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:22pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:26am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:39am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:06am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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