Existe quem seja virgem, exista quem seja assexual e até aqueles que não curtam sexo, mas você, meu amigo ah, você... você é o INTRANSÁVEL. Você exala o anti-sexo, sua aura repele o feminino, provavelmente há um campo de força à sua volta que impede mulheres de tocarem em você

t's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it woul

+rep just a good guy, i played against him and lost but he is still friendly and calm

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