he lives in front of the computer. he needs the uv light from the screen like a plant needs sunlight. the muscles on his body are long gone they withered away. his fingers only know the soft touch of keyboard keys. he only socializes with others of his kind, filthy basement dwellers whose body haven't felt water in since they were in the darkness of their mother's belly. they have now entered another darkness, only lit up by a small screen which is his only lifesource. no words can describe this tragedy. some, like me have tried, but it will never be enough. he has become a nerd, a living being without a life. and that's that.

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Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. Cloud9 is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire Nafany immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow..

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray and fragging

I used to jack off dressed in my sisters clothes. I also sniffed her shoes, socks and panties. That time when I wore an entire outfit of hers, panties, skirt, shoes, top, and bra while sniffing her cheesy sweaty socks was like heaven. I got intoxicated by the scent of her feet and ejaculated all over those panties and still have them.

u wot m8? i swer u are one cheeky ♥♥♥♥ mate, say it to my face and not online and we'll see what happens. i swer 2 christ I'll hook you in the gabba. you better shut your mouth or im calling me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make your nan sore jus hearin bout it. yer in proper mess ya nob head.