>wake up
>push the prostitude I forced to wear a Kazumi cosplay off my bed
>punch the picture of Kazuya I have on my wall
>Raijin Stance my way to the bathroom
>brush teeth and wash face
>yell "HASHI" in the mirror 10 times
>boot up my pc and get ready for some Tekken
>ask the Heihachi discord if there's any new Heihachi tech
>"b,b3+4 into b,b3+4"
>start up Tekken 7
>spend 2 hours in practice mode doing demon uppercuts against the Kazuya cpu
>time for some online ranked
>select my favorite Heihachi custom, the default one (no time to make customs when literal devils are walking around)
>first match, it's a Kazuya player, deluded fool
>start off the 1st round with a demon uppercut, the best move in the game
>of course it lands, a calculated risk
>make quick work of him, he couldn't handle my barrage of demon uppercuts and HASHI's
>winquit him
>those with the blood of a devil are destined to remain blue ranked forever, but I will ascend from this ranked-hell soon enough into purple ranks where I rightfully belong
>that's enough ranked for today
>close Tekken 7 and go on google
>search "how to tell if your son is a devil"
>i love him but i sense there is something off about him
>check the Heihachi discord
>someone posted that they're feeling suicidal about Heihachi dying in the story
>"Harada is lying! Heihachi is alive and well" I tell him "the demons must be stopped."
>time to leave, me and my son are going to visit the grand canyon today