He has been taken into custody for public indecency. The acts that were the cause of his arrest are as follows:

-Touching an 8 year old girl on her privates
-Rubbing chest in a rough manner whilst staring at a woman on the train with aroused emotions
-Stealing a baguette
-Stealing a packet of breath mints
-Stealing a can of Pringles (Original Flavour)
-Running in public whilst being ♥♥♥♥
-Having ♥♥♥ with a man of the legal age (After hacking his head off with an axe)

He has since been bailed from prison by by individuals who have decided to remain unnamed, but citizens have been warned to beware of this individual and keep as far away from him as possible. If he is seen committing any crimes, please call crime stoppers immediately at 1800 333 000.