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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:05am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 5:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:41am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 10:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 9:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:40am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:22pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:33pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:18am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:18am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:18am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:18am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:33pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:01am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 11:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:53am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 9:43pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:53am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 10:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:37am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 9:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:04pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:35am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 6:30am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 6:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:18am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:45am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 1:51am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:42am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 12:03pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:21am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:12pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 8:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:14am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:40pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:13am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:41am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 2:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 10:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 7:44am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:39am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:30am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:47pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:41am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 8:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 8:51pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 10:21am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:33pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:03pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:44am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:18am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 8:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 8:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:08am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:04am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 6:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:40am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:50pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 3:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:42am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:41pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 6:27am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 9:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 1:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:30am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:53pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 4:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 4:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:18am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:50am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 11:27am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 7:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 9:32pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 8:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:11pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:07am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:51am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:41pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 2:28am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 6:36am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 1:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:22pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:43pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:03pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:13am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 6:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 8:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 6:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:57am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:07am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:53pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:37pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:37pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 8:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 7:34pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 7:34pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 7:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 7:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:59am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:08am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:21am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 5:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:46pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:07pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:46am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:36am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:26pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 5:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:09am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:34pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:40pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:17am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 9:28am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:45am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:45am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 10:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:54pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:45am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:46am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:17am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 10:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:36pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:13am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:43pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:07pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 8:23am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:37am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:37am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 3:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 3:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:37am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 4:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 3:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:15am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:54am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:43pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:37am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:58am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:14am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:18pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:44am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:19am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:41am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:17am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 11:59pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:02am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 3:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:53pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 6:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:27am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:51am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:59am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:35am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:50am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:02am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:27am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:54pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 6:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 12:34pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 8:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:56pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 7:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 3:25am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 6:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 8:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:45am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:13am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:13am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:22pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:59am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:18am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 10:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 2:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 4:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 2:51am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked