+rep Altruistic Gabriel <3

plays demo and doesnt tunnel <3

even though we got bodied I still think you have exquisite taste Hange

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend :D:jorji:

All of a sudden you saw the most handsome cow you had ever seen. His pink locks were so attractive, his sexy cow tail, and don’t forget his charming hooves on his what would normally be human feet.
“Who the ♥♥♥♥ is this ugly chick” the cow responds, only to make you blush more.
“I-I am y/n, the new recruit here.”
He looks you up and down , then smirks.” Well, your not so ugly I wouldn’t ♥♥♥♥ you.”
You blush even harder and blush, this cow was so charming it was insane. All of a sudden he pins you to the ground with his hand hooves. “Ah-ah” you let out a sound. Blushing
“Now, I’m gonna give you my cow babies” he whispered in your ear
“Ok cow daddy milky” you reply
Then you got milk if yknow what I mean 😈😈
All of a sudden you get pregnant one week later.
And the doctor says it’s a cow !! 🤯😳🤗

-Rep After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then backstabbed. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy