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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:24am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:35pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:42pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:19am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 7:29am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:27am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:11am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:11am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:11am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:32am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 3:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:49am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:33pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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