I'm not virgin anymore, my cat sniffs my willy

Thanks to CSGO ..
- I can speak Russian
- .. I die 20 years earlier
- .. I am insulted every second round as a Nazi
- .. every other round I am called a "toxic finska"
- .. I invested 300, - in a knife Skin
- .. I have met people who can look through walls
- .. I have met people who can turn around quickly
- .. my neighbors hate me
- .. my table is broken
- .. I have a good reaction rate