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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:45pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:08pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:31pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:38pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:15am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:49am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:45am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:51pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:33pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:56am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:38pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 12:17pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 12:33pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:04pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:45pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:01pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 11:53am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:17pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:12pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:26am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:26pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:09am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:14am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:47pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:07am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:08am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:20am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:48am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:52am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:55pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:11pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:16pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:14pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:08am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:37am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:33pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:28pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:40am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:32am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:27am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:39am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:30pm