Coochie Crusader
(╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )╭☞   South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
 
 
Father. Husband. CEO. Christian. Felon. Arsonist.
Frenndi 1. čvc. 2024 v 14.01 
sup, were playing casual,you are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good hah mb some compatitive ? add me
FateMeansHope 27. čvn. 2024 v 8.29 
bruuu i added for cancel on inheritance i just turned on my phone bro and seen it xD cmon
Kama 16. čvn. 2024 v 15.43 
hi we played together in a casual game, you play cool +rep, we can play together again if you don't mind
dannyraptorsfan 30. bře. 2023 v 19.53 
aint no way 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Timmy Two Toes 28. bře. 2023 v 18.20 
certified poop eater +1
Honk 8. úno. 2023 v 19.34 
Top 10 reasons women don't want you

Number one

You have a small penis. You absolute beta male, how dare you have a tiny ♥♥♥♥. No woman wants you.

Number two

You watch too much hentai. Women irl don't actually have cat ears and talk as if they are always orgasming. For the love of God get a life.

Number three

You don't go outside. Because you haven't seen sunlight in years, you have become an unsightly monster. You never talk to anyone or anything, so no one even knows you exist.

Number four

You use Twitter. Because of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ platform your mind has become entoxicated so much that you genuinely argue with L+ratio and act as if you're better than everyone.

Number five

You're a Tate supporter. What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you.

Number six

You squeeze women's boobs uppon greeting them. I do this too. This is sexual harassment. This behavior is unacceptable as it shows no respect to the person in question