"Start out slowly and get your bearings. Memorise routes and shortcuts. the more time you take to learn the seas, the more succesfull you'll be. and oh yea everyone's extremely racist."
-Unknown

"Ein Captain ist nichts ohne seine Crew, aber eine Crew ist auch nichts ohne Ihren Captain"
-TexDmr 2024

"Du musst dir schon einen ordentlichen Build bauen 🤓☝️"
-Vookur (Tryhard in Storygames) 2024

"Das sieht aus wie eine Mod-Base"
-Az 2024

"Hourglass is a game of time"
-NessyDoes

"The Goblin just took my meat"
-NessyDoes

"Hit Cannon"
-Massive Sponge 2022 - 2024

"It's not about the gold, it's about the funny. -Pirate lord (When drunk, probably.)"
-mikaLtubeyou 2024

"The blunderbuss is like your d!ck. When you run around with your d!ck pulled out, people are going to look at you weirdly. And if you point it at the back of strangers and backshot them, they will probably get confused and aggressive and ask you what the hell you are doing"
-Koeniegamer

"Ey wenn das Fleisch nochmal verbrennt, dann mach ich aus dem Fleisch Gemüse"
-Der Erzfeind

"(Siet einen Megalodon) McDonalds"
-Der Erzfeind