Raccoonssun's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30