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am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

Steel balls in my ass help

♥♥♥♥. I put some metal balls up my ass, because i thought i'd see how well they could be shot into a wall with an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spray. So in the shower I filled my ass up with the metal balls and water. I pushed, water and ♥♥♥♥ came out flying, but the balls didn't. Tried it again, same result. I tried getting them out with my hand, didn't work. It's 11pm and I'm very nervous, because tomorrow at 10.00 a.m. I'm going out for a week's holiday in the sun with my friends. Yes. On a plane. What the ♥♥♥♥ am I going to tell to security? I've got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball bearings in my ass! Can i put olive oil in my ass? Or is it worth drinking?

<--- I legit LOVE this emote, but because of normie people I rarely (if not at all) get to use this emote. It's depressing having something you love, being taken away from you by a despicable small group.

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See, that’s the difference between you and me. You thought that would offend me haha 😎. But really you are just insecure about yourself. I’m not insecure, so that doesn’t offend me💪. I’m happy with who I am. That it why I am an alpha male and you are not. You are a beta male haha💯💯. So next time you wanna try offend me, just don’t even try haha 😎. Cause I don’t get offended. I am a chad dude. Remember that. Let me paint you a picture. I am the guy she tells you not to worry about okay? So remember that. Anyways I got leave. I need to go have sex with your mum haha 😎. Later loser💪💪😎😎🖕