Hi everyone!

I'm new to smoking and I've got an odd question, as written in the title. My buddy recommended this as a method to get really high, but so far my results have been dismal and only left me with ring sting. I tried stretching my ass out some but it wouldn't stay open and the smoke just blew everywhere and putting my pipe in my ass while lit was pretty uncomfortable. Google has yielded mixed results and I hear glass can cause a suction effect on your rectum so I don't want to use my bong.

Does anyone know how this is achieved?