be warned this user is lying about his location it isnt NY its colorado, stay aware. gg

can I get a chicken tendie combo

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FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK I CAN'T CLICK THE BOOK, FATHER DAD DAD THIS BOOK IS ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY THAT IS BEYOND MY MIND, AS I HAVE BEEN TAINTED BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY FATHER THE BOOK IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES I AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING ARE DIGITAL AND THUS CLICKING THE BOOK YIELDS UNSATISFACTORY RESULTS WHEN COMPARED TO THE DIGITAL DEVICES THAT HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACR AFTER THE TURN OF THE CENTURY FATHER PLEASE INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOK WITH YOUR SUPERIOR MIND YOU WERE BORN IN THE LATE 1970S AND THUS YOUR REALM OF KNOWLEDGE WOULD MOST LIKELY ENCOMPASS THE HANDLING AND OPERATION OF THIS ANCIENT TOME FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK

Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?

I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”

♥♥♥♥ off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?

It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”

Shut up.

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