- Last week I gave a fire safety talk. And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. Today, smoking is gonna save lives.
- Does anyone smell anything smoky?
- Did you bring your jerky in again?
- Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!
- Wha
- FIRE!
- Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure? What do we do, people?
- The phones are dead.
- Oh, how did that happen?
- It's out in the hall.
- No, we don't know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.
- Oh my God! Okay, it's happening. Everybody stay calm.
- What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?
- STAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CALM

- No! No, Michal! Touch the handle. If it's hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.
- What does warm mean?
- Not a viable option.
- Try a different door!
- Don't run!
- Oh! Here's a door. Check that one out, how's the handle?
- It's warm :(
- Well, another option!
- Oh, I forgot my purse
- LEAVE IT, WOMAN
- Get out of the way! Go go go!
- Have you ever seen a burn victim?

- Oscar!
- Stay alive, I'm getting help
- Pull me up!
- Youre too heavy!
- I ONLY WEIGHT 82 POUNDS — SAVE BANDIT!
- *Alarm woooooooooooooo*
- What do we do?
- Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision making!
- Ok, i'm not dying here, c'mon.
- *chair to the window — HELP
- *chair to the vending machine
- OH MA GAD, I'm about to DIE
- - *papapapa*
- What is that?
- THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US
- Attention everyone! Employees of Dunder Mifflin, this has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.

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