DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!
Trigger Warning
I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.

This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.

Ladies is it a turn off when a guy has a little bit of pee on his underwear!?

Not a lot like a nickel sized amount from when he peed sitting down in the bar bathroom and then when he stood and pulled up his pants a little more came out. There was truly nothing he could do!! It wasn’t his fault.

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!
Trigger Warning
I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.

This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.

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Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the terraria zoologist so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a blood moon occurs I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Astria. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Astria's tight fox ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/fox babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with a fox in the backyard. I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Astria again.

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?