Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed.

I met this guy in a csgo competitive match. We really bonded over that match so we decided to meet up irl. It turns out we only lived an hour away from each other, so we decided to meet up at a hotel in the middle and spend the night together. We ate at Hooters and then we went to the hotel and played monopoly for 3 hours and then we went to bed since it was getting late. I was jerked awake because I was getting my back blown out, and I was handcuffed to the bed. I literally couldn't do anything. I passed out of pain because his ♥♥♥♥ was so fat, and I woke up in the hotel room alone. --rep

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