he gave the good succ

you're my little pog champ UwU -0- ^^;;

-rep didn't send pics

-rep "My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find a woman lying on the bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're solid. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail, which is inside her vaginal, giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to ♥♥♥♥ live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out, falls, and cracks her head open on the bathtub and dies." -Chicago 2001 ' Lobster Love ' incident

-rep he got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but at what cost

-rep ur bio sucks


kidding