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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 18 iul. 2024 la 22:11

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 19 iul. 2024 la 20:11

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 13 aug. 2024 la 1:19

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 18 iul. 2024 la 22:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 18 iul. 2024 la 22:31

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 19 iul. 2024 la 19:37

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 3:09

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 8:31

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 21 iul. 2024 la 3:43

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2024 la 5:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 13 aug. 2024 la 1:39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 21 iul. 2024 la 3:41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 3:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 9 aug. 2024 la 7:14

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 3 sept. 2024 la 21:20

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 13 dec. 2024 la 2:06

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 8:15

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 8:24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 22:32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 13 aug. 2024 la 1:19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 8:20

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 21 iul. 2024 la 10:13

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 8:22

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 21 iul. 2024 la 10:18

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 18 iul. 2024 la 22:00

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Obținută la 14 aug. 2024 la 8:56

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 19 iul. 2024 la 1:21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 19 iul. 2024 la 1:31

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 18 iul. 2024 la 22:23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 2 sept. 2024 la 4:12

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 3 sept. 2024 la 20:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 19 iul. 2024 la 1:31

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2024 la 3:11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 14 aug. 2024 la 8:58

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 11 aug. 2024 la 2:20

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 9 aug. 2024 la 7:17

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 11 aug. 2024 la 4:05

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 13 aug. 2024 la 1:28

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 14 aug. 2024 la 8:53

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 11 aug. 2024 la 4:12

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 11 aug. 2024 la 4:05

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Obținută la 20 iul. 2024 la 2:16



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
4 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,905 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+13

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