-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid

alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed

and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked

crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and

identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi

alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous

polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico .

if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic

This dude is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

+rep smrde mi noge

+rep skinny little Ciganin

retarded player