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wow, it's me. i do stuff for a living. some nice things. unfortunately those nice things aren't so nice after all. some of those nice things really mess things up for me. sometimes i eat an ice cream but i dont enjoy it. i do stuff and i would rather do other stuff. i am a simply boy. a simply boy who does simple things. the simple things that i do are simply simple. i do the things that i like and nothing else. i like to eat sandwiches and sushi. pizza can get really greasy sometimes. news is filled with terrible stuff and i dont enjoy the news. i like sports and i like games. the games that i play, i like them. i play a lot of games and i work. i work all day to make money but i live in an expensive place. as a kid i didnt earn any money so i probably should have started working at the age of 10 so i could save up to buy a lamborghini.
i do stuff.