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I have wasted too much of my time in high school slacking off in class and reading Dwarf Fortress Wiki articles

Basically the closest thing you can get to Pikmin without straight up playing a Pikmin game, and if you are like me you know that is a very specific itch that very few games can scratch

first 3/4ths of DMC1 are great
dont play DMC2 unless you want a new appreciation for how good the other games are
DMC3 is amazing, completely and utterly

i could go on and on about how the game controls poorly and how the combat feels stiff and hard to use and how maps are small and boring but its just all a bad game, the only thing of good note about this game is that Mt. Lady is playable and has a proper BIG MODE that legit makes her larger than most buildings in the game, but even then thats a short lived victory since its so bad since you get no damage reduction, your movement gets gutted, it has a short duration, your attacks are incredibly slow and easy to dodge, her kick loses its on-going damage property for some reason, it makes you a massive immoble target for ranged attacks, and you can EVEN GET KNOCKED OUT OF IT EARLY so all around the game feels poor to play, is poorly balanced, poorly designed, and the first time i ever won a game the game crashed so hard my PC restarted

Servers work now, have no fear

I'm in too deep to ever truly leave, go while you still can

I was expecting a lot of things when I got this game, but Monster Hunter was not one of them

and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Monster Hunter

this game is an unbalanced mess

this is also the best RTS ever made

Ritalin helps

it feels like this game was made specifically for me

(P.S. this game also has one of the most psychotic NG+ modes i have ever seen, the first floor on Round 2 is one of the hardest floors in the game)