Recent reviews by dan

absolute and utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you gabriel, ♥♥♥♥ you minos, ♥♥♥♥ you johninator, ♥♥♥♥ you hakita. 10/10
edit: corrected racist remarks

g

big black men in my ass

Played this for years, and after all this time it's still an enjoyable experience. Thousands of items, tons of enemies, bosses, and content to explore. 11/10.

palnt and zomber

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

fun game.
very game-like.
smells like game.
tastes like game.
maybe game? am not sure.
hears like game...
maybe game after all.

This game is a work of art. Especially in VR. As someone who loves horror and everything n the genre, I can tell you that this game is easily a 10/10. Of course though, like all games, there are a few downsides. But ignoring those, this game is fun as hell. I would recommend this to anyone. Infact, someone just bought it in a discord call as I type this because of a recommendation. But like I said, 10/10, would recommend to anyone.