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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 12:35pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:59am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:28am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:37am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:55am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:36am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:30am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:38am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:37am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:40am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 6:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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