- When people grab the very top of the pizza slice and the bottom falls off
- Ridng a unicycle
- When people peel their bananas from the bottom
- Handle bar mustaches
- Having a peanut allergy
- Bridges (???)
- When people are really really fat (How??)
- Margarita pizza?? Wheres the tequila.
- People recording themselves giving money to people : I
- Wearing cheap perfume/cologne (just don’t wear any at all you stink)
- People over the age of 60… absolutely not.
- Dating (codependent ass mfs)
- Getting hit my a bus and LIVING (BRUH)
- FACEBOOK DATING????? FOUL.
- Homeschooling. Those kids should be sterilized.
- The movie jaws?? All animals have jaws like tf
- Wi-fi… Embarrassing
- NO SHOW SOCKS???!??!?
- Cupcakes
- Putting a straw in a nitro lid...

La Madeleine's (9.5/10)

Pros

- Cream based
- Salty not sweet

Cons

-If it’s too hot you can’t taste it, if it’s too cold it’s inedible
-If eaten in store they give you a square bowl.. yeah :|


H-E-B Reduced Fat Creamy Tomato Basil Soup (6/10)

Pros

-Good taste very close to La Madeleines
-Good size of vegetables not too blended

Cons

-Baby food texture really really hard to get past
-Stained my mouth like a mf :| I looked like I ate red paint a good couple hours afterwards

Panera bread tomato basil soup 4/10

Pros

-You can get it in a bread bowl
-Somewhat thick - ish
-Okay flavor with some salt

Cons

- Shouldn’t have to have salt
- Portion for price is diabolical

Amy’s Cream of Tomato (3/10)

Pros

- Low fat
- Tastes homemade

Cons

- ♥♥♥♥
- Too watery

Progresso Tomato Basil (1/10)

Pros

- One of the more health friendly options

Cons

- Tastes like a 4 year old made it
- Sweet as ♥♥♥♥


Campbell's Slow Kettle style (tomato and sweet basil) (0/10)

Pros

- Definitely something! Not sure if this can be considered as food but they definitely added ingredients that are!

Cons

- I wouldn’t feed this to my worst enemy
- Somehow sweeter than the progresso soup (didn’t know that was possible)