Motto:
“There is no secret ingredient… just lag compensation!”

Clutch or Crouch?
Clutch… then immediately nap.

Weapon of Choice:
A bamboo stick (looks harmless, but my butterfly knife skin is Kung Fu Carrot Cake).

Playstyle:
Aggressive snack-taker. I rush B like Po rushes the fridge. “SKADOOSH” = my AWP flick.

Stats:

Headshots: 90% skill, 10% bamboo.

Economy Rating: “All-in on dumplings.”

Weakness: Enemies who bring peanut butter.

Favorite Map: Panda-monium (aka Nuke, because radiation explains my aim).

Loadout:

Primary: Bhopping Bamboo Stick (StatTrak™ Munch Counter)

Secondary: Dumpling Decoy Grenade (Distract enemies with deliciousness)

Melee: Snack Time Shield (Zeus disguised as a bao bun)

Bio:
Formerly carried the Jade Palace, now carrying silvers. Spamming “Need a Drop” for wontons. Will defuse the bomb… after this nap. Pls no flashbang, sensitive panda eyes.

Final Line:
“Wanna 1v1? I’ll Dragon Warrior your Dust II.” 🥟🔫

(Skill level: “Noodle Incident” certified. Teamwork = sharing dumplings.)