Happiest of Birthdays to the one and only Taylor Swift!

Taylor, today the world feels a little brighter, the skies seem a little clearer, and the playlist in my heart is on repeat because it’s your day. Thank you for not just giving us songs, but pieces of your soul wrapped in melodies that make us cry, laugh, and dance like nobody’s watching.

You’re not just an artist, you’re a storyteller, a comfort, and an icon who turns life’s chaos into poetry. Thank you for being the soundtrack to our heartbreaks and our happiest moments. Your courage, kindness, and unwavering authenticity inspire millions—including me—to dream bigger and love harder.

So here’s to you, Taylor. May your day be filled with cats, sparkly dresses, and all the things that make your heart sing. Thank you for being our safe place in this wild, wild world. Never stop writing, creating, and being the beautiful force of nature that you are. We’ll be cheering for you, always and forever.

Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + aggressive slovakian jelqing + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing

Question: Who is taller? A or C?

Answer: C, because A is lower than C.

Everytime my girlfriend rides me and I try to spank her I always end up nailing myself in the balls, I don't even have large balls it's because my hands are pretty big and her ass is pretty small for them so I always smack myself along with her, hurts like hell but I refuse to ruin the moment so I just scream out of agony and pretend I'm moaning, anybody else have this happen to em?

So, I know this is a weird question, but my boyfriend likes to spend a lot of his free time digging a tunnel on some property that he inherited. I haven't seen the full extent of it, but last I saw it was remarkably deep under the surface. He's spent roughly a year on it, and it's evident. The front of the thing is deep, wide, well put together. At the front, which is the only part that I've seen, he's got cement beams, electric lights, even chairs and a small table. I haven't gone into it, but it looked like the quality severely dropped as the tunnel went further, mostly becoming open dirt with some wood beams holding it up.

When the cybercop comes for you but then the edgy dank kid says lol xd mai kaise maan lu and everyone says mat maan maa chuda and it’s funny 100 cheems 100 but then the tiktok chhakkas say that carry bad and they are gay so you beat them to death and then make another dull ass sehwag template meme but then 2020 has cornea virus and tub leaky jahmat and elephant eating pineapple and cyclones because muslim bad but then you post another mutthi baj gai chaddi me #funny meme and everyone needs to give you likes but no one gives you likes and you have no friends so you ask out your crush with kalia plush toy because kalia plush toy is wholesome 100 but she says no but then you call her randi and ...