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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
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But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
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Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
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By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
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Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
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Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
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I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
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Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
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What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
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No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
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Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
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Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
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No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
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In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
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Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
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My own clone

Have 1 You.
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Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
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Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
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Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
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Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
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Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
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Introspection

Have 700 You.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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