if you can read this, that means you're retarded.

To an outside observer this entire line of text is complete gibberish. It's called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ speak, a hidden language spoken entirely through grunts, moans, and pokemon names, and yes, it can only be understood and perceived through the eyes of... well... a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I know it's hard to hear, but yes, your entire life, YOU have been retarded and just haven't figured it out yet... you know... because you're retarded. You might say "Well, that's impossible, I have a job, a car, hey I even have a girlfriend!"

Job: Believe it or not, walking around classrooms and picking up their recycling bins is not a real job. It is infact ♥♥♥♥♥♥ work.

Car: Well to you it may seem like you have a car, but to the non-retarded eye, it appears to be a tricycle

Girlfriend: ...sorry buddy, looks like me and you are going to have a long talk later about Descartes and body pillows.

Certified freak right here ^^^