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Can't you afford a PC that can run high tier games such as Call of Duty or Apex Legends?
Can't afford at least 5€ Steam Gift card to buy games like Doom or quake?
Does your PC have weak specs made for highschool purposes?
Then fear not, the Krunker is made for you!
Shadow the hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wife!
thats right!
he took his Hedgehog quilly ♥♥♥♥ out, and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE
and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "T H I S B I G..."
and I said "Thats Disgusting!"
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com
Shadow the hedgehog, you have a SMALL ♥♥♥♥!
it's like the size of this walnut, but way smaller!
And guess what?
HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE
*B O O M*
Thats right baby!
All point, no quills, no PILLOWS.
Look at this, it looks like Two balls and a BONG.
He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my WIFE
So guess what?
I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH.
That's Right!
That's what you get!
MY SUPER LASER FIST!
except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.
I'm gonna go higher, I'm gonna piss on the MOON!
*BOOM*
How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the MOON you IDIOT!
you have 23 Hours before the PISS DROPLETS Hit the earth
now get OUT of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you TOO!