INTRO:
It was time for enterprisin’
I gathered all the guys in My crew (mm-hmm)
They knew (uh-huh)
We ‘bout to go out heistin’

VERSE 1:
We went into the lobby of the local bank
It was Dallas, Wolf and me with Hoxton on the flank
It escalated quickly, soon they sent in the SWAT
As we were hauling bags of cash try’na avoid gettin’ shot
Then BANG! I got hit - I was in the dark
Through the commotion and explosions I could hear a remark
As I was lying there envisioning my life as a cripple
It was Bain, tactlessly goin’ “ Chains is in a pickle!”

CHORUS 1:
AAARGH! Sniper knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Sniper knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

VERSE 2:
Another time we’re ambushing an armored car
We had a loader push it off the road - the plan was bizarre
In an alley outta nowhere came a green eyed Cloaker
And I could not outrun him even though I’m no smoker
He punched me causing my whole cerebellum to jiggle
And without missing a beat Bain goes “ Chains is in a pickle!”

CHORUS 2:
AAARGH! Cloaker knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Cloaker knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

CHAINS’ GIRLFRIEND:
Chains is in a pickle, Chains is in a pickle Chains is in a pickle, Chains is in a pickle Chains is in a pickle, in a pickle he is Chains is in a pickle, Chains is in a pickle (x2)

VERSE 3:
Next was a diamond we were looking to score
A great start - Wolf even stayed off the dance floor
But then the codes for the vault turned out to be wrong
We were steamrolled by an army of SWATs 10.000 STRONG!
A Dozer wrecked me, I swear Bain was mufflin’ a giggle
As he went “Somebody help Chains - he’s in a pickle!”
You feel me?

CHORUS 3:
AAARGH! Dozer knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Dozer knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

BREAKDOWN:
A Taser just electroshocked me right in the nipple
Don’t assume I’m in the mood to hear “ Chains is in a pickle!”

CHORUS 3:
AAARGH! Taser shocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Taser shocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! AAARGH! Something knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! I’m here bleedin’ out You’re just goin’: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! PICKLE!