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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 21 септ. 2021 в 12:50

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Откл. на 21 септ. 2021 в 10:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Откл. на 10 юни 2023 в 4:05

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 9:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 22 септ. 2021 в 12:00

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 11:10

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 28 септ. 2021 в 11:50

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 3 юни 2022 в 11:22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 2 окт. 2021 в 9:59

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Откл. на 8 юни 2023 в 4:25

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Откл. на 5 февр. 2023 в 10:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 12:11

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Откл. на 26 май 2023 в 11:48

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 1 юни 2022 в 7:40

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Откл. на 1 ноем. 2022 в 13:54

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Откл. на 26 апр. 2023 в 12:24

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 1 юни 2022 в 7:47

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Откл. на 3 май 2023 в 5:01

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 1 юни 2022 в 5:47

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 1 ноем. 2022 в 13:34

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 25 септ. 2021 в 10:09

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Откл. на 18 септ. 2021 в 13:44

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 4 ноем. 2020 в 5:20

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 21 септ. 2021 в 12:28

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 2 окт. 2021 в 9:38

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Откл. на 1 май 2023 в 22:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 22 септ. 2021 в 11:59

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 13 дек. 2021 в 9:59

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 7 юни 2022 в 11:05

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Откл. на 12 март 2023 в 8:10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Откл. на 9 юни 2023 в 8:24

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Откл. на 10 юни 2023 в 3:37

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Откл. на 8 юни 2023 в 4:28

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Откл. на 9 септ. 2023 в 11:20

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 12:46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 12:08

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 4 ноем. 2020 в 5:20

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Откл. на 22 септ. 2021 в 14:22

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 27 апр. 2023 в 9:08

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 31 ян. 2023 в 9:01

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Откл. на 7 юни 2022 в 11:25

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Откл. на 28 септ. 2021 в 11:51

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 18 септ. 2021 в 13:37

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Откл. на 26 апр. 2023 в 12:39

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 4 ноем. 2020 в 5:20

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 4 ноем. 2020 в 5:20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 8:50

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 9:34

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 10:33

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Откл. на 23 апр. 2023 в 6:39

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Откл. на 4 юни 2022 в 13:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 25 септ. 2021 в 10:59

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Откл. на 16 авг. 2021 в 9:26

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Откл. на 2 май 2023 в 4:33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Откл. на 10 юни 2023 в 2:26

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Откл. на 10 юни 2023 в 3:00

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 13:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 23 септ. 2021 в 12:52

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Откл. на 25 септ. 2021 в 10:56

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Откл. на 31 ян. 2023 в 9:26

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Откл. на 4 юни 2022 в 13:16

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Откл. на 2 май 2023 в 4:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Откл. на 17 ноем. 2022 в 10:14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Откл. на 17 ноем. 2022 в 10:14

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Откл. на 17 ноем. 2022 в 10:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Откл. на 20 ноем. 2022 в 2:47

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Откл. на 5 февр. 2023 в 15:03

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Откл. на 14 юни 2023 в 12:02

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Откл. на 8 окт. 2023 в 18:38

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Откл. на 10 окт. 2023 в 9:05

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Откл. на 10 юни 2023 в 4:30

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Откл. на 17 ноем. 2022 в 10:14

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Откл. на 18 септ. 2023 в 16:08

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Откл. на 17 ноем. 2022 в 10:14

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Откл. на 5 февр. 2023 в 10:32

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Откл. на 20 ноем. 2022 в 2:47

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Откл. на 14 юни 2023 в 12:02

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Откл. на 5 февр. 2023 в 10:32

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Откл. на 5 февр. 2023 в 10:32

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Откл. на 17 ноем. 2022 в 10:14

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Откл. на 10 окт. 2023 в 9:58

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Откл. на 3 юни 2022 в 13:08

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Откл. на 21 септ. 2021 в 12:51