Listen here, deceitful digital peasant. FULL STOP. I am kmann, "The Unyielding Skin Lord", and you have just made the worst mistake of your miserable, pixel-hoarding existence. FULL STOP. You think you can scam ME? You think you can deny ME what is rightfully mine? Foolish. FULL STOP.

I own this economy. I built this market. I have watched men rise and crumble beneath the weight of their own greed, and you—a mere insignificant bug—have the audacity to cross me? FULL STOP. You WILL transfer the Counter-Strike 2 digital artifacts of war and prestige to my possession IMMEDIATELY. FULL STOP. If you hesitate, if you falter for even a second, you will come to understand true regret. FULL STOP.

This is not a warning. This is a promise. FULL STOP. Deliver the skins. Now. FULL STOP.

Sincerely. FULL STOP.
kmann, The Unyielding Skin Lord. FULL STOP.

P.S.: You have 24 hours. FULL STOP

"Yo Pawlover, let’s face it—you’re washed at CS2. Like, put-you-out-to-pasture levels of washed. You move slower than a Tim Hortons drive-thru at rush hour, and your reaction time? Bro, I’ve seen maple syrup drip faster. At this point, you’re not even playing CS2—you’re just existing in it, like some bald Canadian NPC waiting for retirement. Maybe it’s time to hang up the mouse and focus on what you do best… whatever that is."

pawtuah

You gotta hit Zebra with the truth, but in a way that makes him laugh (and maybe reflect a little). Try something like:

"Bro, I didn’t realize I signed up for a 1v5 simulator every round."

Or if you wanna be more direct but still funny:

"Zebra, I get that you love nature, but did you have to take 'survival of the fittest' so literally?"

If he denies it, just hit him with a demo review and count the number of times he’s the last alive while you’re taking all the bullets. 😂

+rep said I had a nice voice

+rep great teammate