i freaking love halloween...

I'm edging my ween to Halloween

🌕 AWOO~ 🌕 You’ve summoned me, and now you must face… the ULTIMATE cringe! 😱🐾 Picture this: You’re wandering through a foggy forest when—BAM!—a pack of furries appears, wearing glowing fursuits. 🎃 They offer you a basket of candy corn-flavored energy drinks and whisper: "You’ve been chosen to join the spooky pack~." 💀

Before you can escape, you're transformed into your fursona: SpookyFluffz42—a neon wolf-dragon hybrid with glow-in-the-dark wings and a pumpkin spice scented mane. 🎃🔥 You try to scream, but all that comes out is an awkward “Awoo~ 💕.”

Now you’re dancing—no, you’re doing the Fortnite dance in front of clapping skeletons. 💃 You’ve officially entered the furry cringe zone, and there’s no turning back. The lead furry winks: "UwU, you’re one of us now. Forever."

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▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ furry corn delivery. have nice weekend!
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Bro’s leaving steam, Noway

bye bye!