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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human c*ck, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human d*ck.