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𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

Scrolling through my steam library, I didn't know what to play, but I was hooked on the name of the game and decided to download it without knowing anything about it.
And after passing through, I remembered one quote:
"Ernest Hemingway once bet that he could write the shortest story that could move any reader"
This game touched me in just an hour, many games do not succeed in this for many hours, but this little indie game did.
And while I was playing, reading the text, this game seemed to partially pull me out of a depressed mood and I am very happy about it.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

In the beginning, the game was irritable. Then, the game became exciting, thanks to the hare. And at the end of the tragic one... The music, the monologue and the atmosphere are all touching... . It makes you think about many things, look at the world from a different perspective.
I don't know if you can call it a video game, but it's a beautiful creation. They revealed the character much better in an hour than others do in 100.
I definitely recommend the game.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝟿/𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

This "miracle", I don't know what else to call this game, not that you can see by looking at the screenshots. It became unbearable to play it after I entered it. Everything looks miserable here, except for the asphalt and the car body (and only the players, cars, or rather rectangles, slightly smoothed, NPCs look the same as the whole game).

At first, I choked when I saw the main menu of the game, it was made as if it would do anyway. Not only is the appearance terrible, but even when buying your first car, they shove some ♥♥♥♥ at you (depending on the characteristics), and after you want to scroll further, you are thrown into a "free car" for advertising, and to get it you need to view an unprecedented amount of advertising, which by the way does not load. Also, if the car is at a discount and you seem to have money to buy it, then you will not be able to buy it, for that a window will open on almost the entire screen about everyone's favorite "donation". By the way, about the donation, the price tags there are big, of course more expensive than the game itself. But even if you had enough patience and you went into the game hoping to see something better, you will most likely get a "grafonian" attack, seeing not a beautiful night city during a light rain, but some kind of ♥♥♥♥. First, your eyes will start to corrode, and then they will fall out completely. Before that happens, and it will happen if you look at it for more than 10 minutes, you will see the terrible texture of houses, gorgeous asphalt, a car with good body detail and a completely bald tire tread. But as soon as you go by car, you will know all the pain that I went through playing this game.
1) The car has no weight.
2) just a terrible angle of rotation of the wheels.
3) A very strangely working wheel hook.
and you can go on like this for a very long time, but I decided to write out what infuriated me the most.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

The game lasts for a couple of dozen minutes. To play for a joke, nothing more.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:𝟸/𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

The game is an attraction.
Running through the night forest, looking for 5 corpses, catching different screamers, running from different creatures and being silent.
I made 3 sounds and you're dead.
There are sister creatures who tell you what to do, but you couldn't hear what they were saying.
Before going to bed, play for 20 minutes is the most it.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

But there is very little content and it is expensive for such a small amount of content. In fact, the game looks like a demo version.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:𝟼 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

Mystwood Manor.

The new game from the creators of Man of the house turned out to be less elaborate, but therefore no less interesting.

Mystwood Manor is a cross between a visual novel, a small hotel management simulator and a bit of a mystical thriller. At the request of the protagonist's father, the protagonist and his family move to an old hotel bought by his father. He realized an old dream - he always wanted to be a hotel manager. But by the will of fate and under rather mysterious circumstances, the father of the protagonist dies in a car accident and the son decides to independently manage the hotel, realizing the dream of the deceased. And he didn't have any special options: the hotel was bought on credit, which means you need to pay off debts, earning on hotel services. But the trouble is: almost all the money went to the hotel, the location is somewhere far from civilization, there are no employees and they will not work for free. Plus, the building has not seen repairs for a very long time. This is what the protagonist and I will have to do, simultaneously hiring and training employees, establishing relationships with them, increasing the popularity of the hotel.
In parallel with the management of the hotel, the main plot develops, where the main character tries to find out what the hell is going on in the vicinity of the hotel and investigates the circumstances of his father's death.

The rendering of characters and environments has noticeably improved compared to the last game of the studio - the clarity of textures has increased, and the character models have grown a decent number of polygons. The environment can not boast of a large number of details, but this is a disease of many games of this genre. Thank you at least the male characters look better than "pinocchio". With models of female characters, everything is traditionally great.

Finally, there is a full-fledged voice acting in the game. Interface sounds, various music in locations and even gasps during interesting processes :). Man of the house couldn't even boast of that. The speech is not voiced.
But with the animation of the project, not everything is smooth - due to more detailed models, sex scenes look more natural, but the animation quality has practically not changed since the first Faerin Games project.

I would like to pay special attention to the gameplay of hotel management. A little more and the game could safely be called a hotel management simulator. The bottom line is that the initial part and the middle are done perfectly - there is always something to do, a lot of little things and nuances that need to be taken into account when managing a hotel. And push the employees to their places, and have time to please the guests, also do not forget that the staff may get tired and you will not send them to the workplace by any gods until they rest, and the harmful guests strive to evaluate your work and slap a "cross". Three "crosses" and an angry customer, cursing the owner, the staff and "the hole where he came and will never come back" will angrily go into the sunset without paying.
It's a shame, but they didn't twist it a bit at the end: the employees and the hotel were pumped, the guests - all 8 people - were studied length and breadth, the staff was trained to please the guests more abruptly than Pavlov's dog and ... that's it. There is nothing else to do, except to grind for a couple of achievements, and to finish increasing relations with employees. It is not clear why it was impossible to add more guests, at least once every 2, to include the appearance of force majeure situations and so on. In general, the "hotel" part came out good, but it could have been better.

In the matter of interaction with girls, everything is done well: the mother of the main character, as well as the friends are the first assistants in the hotel business, and a little later in the intimate, with the development of the plot and business, it becomes possible to hire new employees, performing events with them, the protagonist is rewarded with a "strawberry".

As for the main plot, here it is... normal. Not too banal, but it can't be called unique either. You begin to suspect the main culprit already from the beginning of the game, although he does not shine much and does not behave suspiciously in any way. We have already seen such a development in old films, there are no revelations here, but you can't call it a failure either. On the other hand, the game is not about that, and the fact that the project does not follow the precepts of John Carmack ("The plot in the game is like the plot in a porn movie. It should be, but it is absolutely not important") already means a lot.

𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

1. Excellent female character models.
2. Intelligent gameplay part of hotel management.
3. Sounds and music in full.
4. It is always clear what to do next.
5. One of the guests is George Martin. Seriously! :).

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

1. Faerin games, what genius did you have there guessed to do vignetting with the effect of dirty glass?!? You enjoy the picture, hot girls shine with divine bodies, and they seem to have dirty hands, feet or other, more interesting parts of the body 0_o. How could you miss this in the release?!!???
2. Unfinished final part of hotel management. Which was very upsetting, "grind" instead of endgame.
3. The main character seemed to come from a porn movie, even in Man of the House there was a main character - a guy with a more realistic appearance.
4. At the culmination of a strange gameplay with documents and guesses, if you make a mistake once, come back the next game day. It took me probably a dozen attempts. Why would you do that?..

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

After playing Mystwood Manor, you catch yourself thinking that much less work was done on the game than on Man of the house. This by no means means that the game is bad and those players who appreciated MotH will definitely not be disappointed.

The cost of the game, compared with similar games of this genre, is about twice as high. I think this price tag is justified, because Faerin games add gameplay to their games, and this requires much more effort than writing a script and spreading it under pictures and animations, adding branches with choices in some places. It's also nice that the developer gives players a choice: you don't want gameplay, but came only for the plot and the "strawberry" - turn off the corresponding item in the settings and enjoy.

Summing up, I want to say that Mystwood Manor is quite a good game. Yes, there are disadvantages, but they do not outweigh the advantages. The developers had completed the final part with the hotel and the project could safely be called a hotel management simulator.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:𝟾 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

Wow, I'm finally done! Sunville is a small town where girls/women are deprived of male attention. The thing is that in Sunville there are men with small penises.

But for the happiness of this town, our hero appears. A hero with a capital letter, did you think? Not. A hero with a big ♥♥♥♥. Every time girls/women see him, they admire him. What kind of miracle is wonderful? What a huge one.. And even when he is seen for the second or third time, the reaction is the same. Maybe we don't know something and this is the hidden ability of our hero to erase memory with a blowjob.

The plot itself is interesting, but it seems to me secondary. The main goal is to please as many of the female population of the town as possible with your penis. And it doesn't matter if it's a teacher or an old friend of my father's, there's enough ♥♥♥♥ for everyone.

𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:

1. Finally rename Sunville to Little Penises City.
2. thanks for the big ♥♥♥♥ commercial.
3. I recommend the game, but you should not do it like a hero in life, use contraceptives.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

Well, my little perverts, I think for a short time in the game I can say that the game is definitely worth the money.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝟿 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

After a long break, I remembered and decided to go in to shoot, to scare ... Yeah...
Apparently there was an update, "NeW AnTi-ChEaT!", which now prohibits starting a match if you have a ping or something else.(For those who did not understand, I have never used cheats in my life, I also despise all those who use them)

In addition to the fact that this new mega-super-ultra-duper-twinturbo anti cheat will not let ordinary people play, I am sure that guys with software will not suffer from this in any way, maybe only schoolchildren with cheats from the Internet with the inscription Free.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

The Play button glows maliciously red and no longer brings joy... Apparently it's time to bury this game with the Delete button

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:3 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

In short, I tried this trackmania of yours, and... To be honest, I was somewhat disappointed with her. I've heard a lot of positive statements about her, but I didn't see anything special about her at all. A simple race against time on unpretentious tracks, where you just have to set records in time on a simple car with the most arcade control. And ... In fact, this is the whole main essence of the game.

Plus, the impression was spoiled by the bug of the game, which does not display the models of cars and drivers in the menu, and appear only in the gameplay itself, which deprives me of the opportunity to edit the appearance of my car normally.

Also, the game is essentially a free play, and I don't really like its way of monetization, that it blocks you essentially half of the game's capabilities, and you just play the demo version of the game, and if you want all the content, then make out... Subscribe! Not even a single purchase, but a subscription that you have to pay regularly. And this is considering the fact that the game still does not represent a lot of everything.

However, the game also has good features, such as a track editor (which is limited without a subscription), the ability to see the records of players from your region, which I really liked, and also its low entry threshold and simplicity.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

The game left very contradictory impressions, and I'm not sure if I can recommend it to someone. I can't call the game bad, but at the same time the game does not represent anything special, and I see it myself rather as a simple time killer. There are a huge number of racing games that I can recommend much more than trackmania, however, for the most arcade racing that is free, this is, well... Just not bad

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:5 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

A good first-person shooter with many modes. There is a multiplayer. And the price...

The game has missions and, as I said, many different modes, for example, dezmatch, team-dezmatch. But the missions are really difficult. They are also different, ranging from "kill so many enemies on the level", and ending with "stay alive for 40/50 seconds".

There are levels of the character. For each new level, a box with money is given, with which you can buy new weapons, upgrade them, and also buy armor. The level is still needed in order to open up the opportunity to buy stronger weapons.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

I recommend the game. Just good for your money. You won't regret it.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:𝟼 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

A rooster simulator (which is actually a chicken, but looks like a rooster). 30 small-sized levels, on each of which we have to pick up 10 chickens and take them to the kennel. The graphics suck, the gameplay sucks too.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

The game is made for cards and the author does not hide it. He won't go to play...

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:𝟷 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

A game from the genre of racing simulators that most players acquire due to the presence of collectible cards - which can be resold.
The game has excellent graphics! The truth is only in the garage... On the tracks themselves, we have an ordinary indie craft in front of us, with a low-poly environment, which, by the way, is not destructible. But it instantly leads to a stop if you touch it.
But in the garage you will find a large selection of cars, which can even be fine-tuned! However, this does not affect the gameplay in any way, since the physics in the game is terrible.

𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

1. Availability of collectible cards.
2. A large selection of cars.
3. The ability to tune a car.
4. The possibility of improving the car.
5. The ability to fine-tune the car.
6. Excellent graphics in the garage.
7. There are some good music tracks.
8. Gamepad support.
9. The presence of multiplayer.

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞:

1. You can't change the permission.
2. No control menu.
3. Lack of training/hints which keys are responsible for what.
4. Terrible car physics.
5. The car is repaired instantly if you stop for a while.
6. Damage does not affect the behavior of the car in any way.
7. The car just stands still and roars the engine when playing with the keyboard.
8. Inconvenient control for the gamepad.
9. Oncoming traffic does not react to your car.
10. No damage to the environment.
11. Weak graphical component of the tracks.
12. Lack of music in the garage menu.
13. VERY loud sound of a roaring engine during a race.
14. Endless scrolling of the list of options in the Swap menu.
15. The "BACK" button does not work during the first purchase of the car.
16. The "UPDATE" message does not close and hangs while using the garage, covering part of the screen.
17. Lack of online players.

𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭:

We have another thrash game in front of us, for the sake of cards and no more. I do not recommend this product for purchase, especially if you, like me, fell for the excellent screenshots and the trailer of the game.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:𝟺 /𝟷𝟶.

𝓘𝓕 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓔𝓦 , 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓐 𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓘𝓛𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓓 , 𝓘 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓑𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓤𝓛 !