I am Chrimbonius The Great, Holy Knight O' Ireland. The name Chrimbonius is an inside joke between me and 3 friends.

How Chrimbonius was created:

One day i was 12 and i grabbed a HopLark (♥♥♥♥♥♥ tea soda) box out of the bin, put it on my head, cut out eye holes. I than screeched "I BEITH CHRIMBONIUS THE GREAT!!!" While holding a wooden sword. BTW, It was 2100 (9 pm).