акула's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:45am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:33am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:13pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:39pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:26pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:13pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:35am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

50 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30