+rep good player

Today he attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into his anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (he buys a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours he managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so he tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around his rectum from earlier but cannot for the life of him find the melon anywhere think may have the power to anally - turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once his rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then he may be able to solve world hunger.

-rep freak

-rep got bored started griefing

-rep, toxic kid

-rep whining kid