-rep steals my main girl ada

Is this the place where is get jalapenos?

Own a +1 wand of the war mage for home defense, since that's what the rule writers intended. Four bandits break into my tavern. "What the Mordenkainen?" As I grab my Ioun Stone of Protection and Helm of Brilliance. Blow a flumph sized hole through the first one by casting fire bolt, he's dead on the spot. Cast a 2nd level spell on the second enemy, miss him entirely because it requires an attack roll and hits the neighbors hell hound. I have to resort to the spell scroll mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a 8th level lightning bolt spell, "Roll for initiative" The spell obliterates two men in the blast, the sound and cleave damage set off alarm spells. Cast flame blade and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He fails his death saving throws out waiting on the local guard to arrive since I didn't declare the damage to be nonlethal. Just as the rules writers intended.

PICK A SIDE FRUITY

sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

I was told there was gonna be jalapenos here?