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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:00am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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