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Recent reviews by 命随霜絮,赴约千万里

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65.3 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
那怪闻言,呵呵冷笑道:“你这个泼物!原来昨夜那火就是你放的!你在那方丈屋上,行凶招风,是我把一件袈裟拿来了,你待怎么!你是那里来的?姓甚名谁?有多大手段,敢那等海口浪言!”行者道:“是你也认不得你老外公哩!你老外公乃大唐上国驾前御弟三藏法师之徒弟,姓孙,名悟空行者。若问老孙的手段,说出来,教你魂飞魄散,死在眼前!”那怪道:“我不曾会你,有什么手段,说来我听。”行者笑道:“我儿子,你站稳着,仔细听之!我:

自小神通手段高,随风变化逞英豪。养性修真熬日月,跳出轮回把命逃。一点诚心曾访道,灵台山上采药苗。那山有个老仙长,寿年十万八千高。老孙拜他为师父,指我长生路一条。他说身内有丹药,外边采取枉徒劳。得传大品天仙诀,若无根本实难熬。回光内照宁心坐,身中日月坎离交。万事不思全寡欲,六根清净体坚牢。返老还童容易得,超凡入圣路非遥。三年无漏成仙体,不同俗辈受煎熬。十洲三岛还游戏,海角天涯转一遭。活该三百多余岁,不得飞升上九霄。下海降龙真宝贝,才有金箍棒一条。花果山前为帅首,水帘洞里聚群妖。玉皇大帝传宣诏,封我齐天极品高。几番大闹灵霄殿,数次曾偷王母桃。天兵十万来降我,层层密密布枪刀。战退天王归上界,哪吒负痛领兵逃。显圣真君能变化,老孙硬赌跌平交。道祖观音同玉帝,南天门上看降妖。却被老君助一阵,二郎擒我到天曹。将身绑在降妖柱,即命神兵把首枭。刀砍锤敲不得坏,又教雷打火来烧。老孙其实有手段,全然不怕半分毫。送在老君炉里炼,六丁神火慢煎熬。日满开炉我跳出,手持铁棒绕天跑。纵横到处无遮挡,三十三天闹一遭。我佛如来施法力,五行山压老孙腰。整整压该五百载,幸逢三藏出唐朝。吾今皈正西方去,转上雷音见玉毫。你去乾坤四海问一问,我是历代驰名第一妖!”

那怪闻言笑道:“你原来是那闹天宫的弼马温么?”行者最恼的是人叫他弼马温;听见这一声,心中大怒。骂道:“你这贼怪!偷了袈裟不还,倒伤老爷!不要走!看棍!”
Posted 20 August, 2024.
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为什么一直卡在登陆界面。一直正在登陆steam 和油饼一样
Posted 16 February, 2024.
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rush阿尔法1
Posted 17 October, 2023.
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CS:GO Review
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Posted 7 November, 2020.
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