- rep I caught this girl ♥♥♥♥ing my boyfriend last week. I’m still Crying about it but there’s nothing I can do. he loves her. I knew he was acting weird because he kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on his singlet. During gay sex with me he’d scream to give him my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find him getting plowed against the wall by this chick. She had his hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight her, but she slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This chicks a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt her, so I can only hope she breaks his heart one day like he broke mine.