Guys! My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ closed up because I had sex with a can of flex seal and now I can't piss! I was having a dream I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the best girl of my life, then, I woke up and found my ♥♥♥♥ in a flex seal can! All of the flex seal had dried by the time I found out, so I had to chip it away. I called my friend Owen so he could help me, but when he arrived, he found I was in my femboy clothes! His ♥♥♥♥ shot up and he started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me! He wouldn't stop till morning! I had to chip it away all by myself and I still can't get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ open! Should I call an ambulance? Help!

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass ♥♥♥♥♥! You're gonna stay on my ♥♥♥♥ until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a ♥♥♥♥ daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

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