please stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my pillow. it is getting really annoying. i know we all have our fetishes and ♥♥♥♥ but jerking off to lesbian birds is not normal. i will call animal control on you if it happens again. also i noticed youve been trying to rape my pets a little bit more. please stop. i think im gonna kick you out of my basement tomorrow. youve been living there too long, and the jizz stains are getting annoying, not to mention your search history. i remember when you were just a child. always feeding on your mothers life source. thats why she left me. i remember at one point you broke into a zoo and stole two female birds, and forced them to have sex for your own pleasure. good days, good days...

trash