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I had a vision last night. You and me. A single, dimly lit room. The air thick with something unnameable. Between us? A pineapple pizza. Steaming. Glowing. Almost... breathing. The cheese stretches like sinew as I pull a slice apart, strands snapping like tendons. The pineapple? Glistening. Too yellow. Too wet. Almost... watching.
I take a bite. The juices dribble down my chin, sticky and warm. My pupils dilate. The world shifts. I look at you. Do you understand? Do you feel it too? The unholy fusion of sweet and savory, the crime against nature that we are about to indulge in? There is no turning back now, Aka. We are bound by this.
Take my hand. Take the slice. Take the plunge into something we may never return from.
I will be waiting. Hungry. Always hungry. 🍍🍕👁️
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
(Send me the numbers on the front, the 3 numbers on the back, and the expiration date)