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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:34am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:41am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:03am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:01am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:47am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:11am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:03am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:22am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:19am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:26am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:51am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:59am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:03am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:50am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:56pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:36am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:26am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:39pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:21pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:03am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:42am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:54am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:42pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:55pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:53am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:51am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:58pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:30pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:36pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:14am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:54am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:43pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:08pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:41am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:33pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:41am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:57pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:11pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:03pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:33pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:50pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:40am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:35pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:16pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:52pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:53am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:53am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:59pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:03am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:38pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:21pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:11pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:36pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:15pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:48pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:52pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:20pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:46pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:48pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:43pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:50am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:02am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:09pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:38pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:02pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:20pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:18pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:14pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:42pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:12pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:39am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:06pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:48pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:03pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:15pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:03am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked