Recent reviews by Emsi

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I'll tell you about this game in a few words:
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Subaru go vroom vroom

I really recommend this game to anybody who likes zombie games. Now that everybody who doesn't like zombie games left i gotta tell you that this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, that's excluding the fact that there ain't a chat, you can't stick burning zombies on spikes and call it a BBQ, you can't destroy the sh*t out of doors while opening them and the flashlight isn't taped onto your shoulder. 7/10 not that bad. (my rich friend that I'm richer than gifted me this so idc if I like it or not xd)

Very nice game. It's the perfect balance between story and action. Anyways, now that all normal people are bored I can tell you about the amazing bike physics. You can stay st a crazy incline with your bike which isn't possible irl. Also if you hit your friends with the bike they go flying. 1000000/10

Step 1: Take a 400k loan.
Step 2: Buy an expensive truck
Step 3: Enjoy your new truck
Step 4: Emigrate to another continent to avoid paying back your taxes
Step 5: Buy American Truck Simulator
Step 6: Repeat until you can't find any more trucking games
Step 7: Get depressed
Step 8: Recommend to your friend
The best game ever tbh

One of the best games ever made. I really like it when i spent more than 3 euros on a case and key and get a Glock 18 skin that looks like someone ran over it and it costs 3 cents. Nice feeling.

First of all, I would like to thank Steam for letting me write a review at 6.9 hours. Second of all, I can recommend this game to any gamer that is ready to spend their entire life savings so that they can play on ,,medium" settings and ready to spend 60+ hours by only defending his base from mutants that want to destroy him.
+Never make a tree house and then ask Kelvin to get logs. He will destroy it and get the materials from your base. After that he will give you the thumbs up and smile.
10/10 recommend

Overall one of the best Doom games, the only thing it needs is some oldschool music from the original '93 game.

To be honest, its ruined because of griefers, but you can always crash into random building with a plane to make you feel better.